Drink this! Read this! (spoiler alert: gnomes and sad news) Eat this!
Stetsons and double denim optional. No, scratch that. They're mandatory.
Just look how powerful it can be...
Or just sing it. Or have a Bounty. Or all three, if you feel like being one of life's winners.
Who cares if it's almost a full month away? (not us)
What does it mean to you? What deserves reverence? What might benefit from it?